That's right folks, you heard it here first. I have suffered my second, I repeat, second ice storm in 10 days. The whole nine yards: no electricity, no water, no heat. This makes me come to this conclusion. Either God is punishing me for my heathen ways. Or he is punishing everyone around me for voting for George W. Bush. I vote for the latter. No, but seriously people, my friend (who shall remain nameless...we'll call her Ms. Pruitt...no, no, better yet, Lisa X) told me recently that someone she knows said God was punishing the people in Indonesia because they were "Godless". What about all the innocent children over there? What about the Christians? There had to be a few of them there, right? Let me just say that I don't think God punishes anybody. That's my stance on that issue...not to start a debate or anything. But if he WERE to punish somebody...it'd be the people who voted for George W. Bush. JUST KIDDING! sorta...
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Update More!! More! I know you had no power for three days or whatever-but that is no excuse...Lisa X says update more you slacker.
Yes, because there is a special treasure stored up in heaven for those who voted for Baby-Killer Kerry.
heh heh
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